Jack Daniels

So, this one time, I was at this party and I convinced these kids that my name was Jack Daniels III. I told them i lived in the Daniels Mansion and that my grand-dad invented Jack Daniels Whiskey. After a minute of convincing, they decided that they would share their goodies with me and we would have an enjoyable time at the party. One of the kids, enjoyed his goodies a little more than the rest of us, and was not able to contain his vomit. He started running to the bathroom but didn't make it and threw up on a rather attractive woman and covered her in vomit. Later, he was having a hard time walking and was pushing through a group of people when he started to fall and ended up catching himself on a table. But as soon as he started walking again he face-planted into the wall in front of him and dented the wall. The only reason I convinced these kids of such a thing is because me and my friend Kerein had a bet to see who could convince more people we were named Jack Daniels. I won, a bottle of me.