Jack Daniels

So, this one time, I was at this party and I convinced these kids that my name was Jack Daniels III. I told them i lived in the Daniels Mansion and that my grand-dad invented Jack Daniels Whiskey. After a minute of convincing, they decided that they would share their goodies with me and we would have an enjoyable time at the party. One of the kids, enjoyed his goodies a little more than the rest of us, and was not able to contain his vomit. He started running to the bathroom but didn't make it and threw up on a rather attractive woman and covered her in vomit. Later, he was having a hard time walking and was pushing through a group of people when he started to fall and ended up catching himself on a table. But as soon as he started walking again he face-planted into the wall in front of him and dented the wall. The only reason I convinced these kids of such a thing is because me and my friend Kerein had a bet to see who could convince more people we were named Jack Daniels. I won, a bottle of me.

The Trash Mansion

I used to go to a school called, The Maine Academy of Natural Sciences, when I was there I met a kid named Forrest. Me and him went a lot of really awesome adventures and without him I probably wouldn't be the person I am today. But when I think about our adventures, one specific memory comes to mind, we found this large abandoned brick building on campus that was full of old stuff that nobody wanted. So we broke into it and started destroying things, tearing down walls, pushing furniture down stairs, throwing things off a balcony, and all kinds of crazy shit. But when we left we had to walk through the woods because our dorm adviser said not to walk on the highway back to the building. The problem was, there was 4 feet of snow on the ground, we also had sleds full of stuff we wanted to bring home. When we were walking home we couldn't find the trail that led back so we just bushwhacked the whole way, luckily we knew the area pretty well because we had been going to school there and all we did after school was walk around in the forest until curfew. Anyways, a walk that should have taken us about twenty minutes, took us close to three and a half hours. Upon arrival at our dorm building we were searched thoroughly and not allowed to leave the building other than to go to school for two days. But in the end, its was worth it, we had so much fun, we went back as soon as the snow was gone.