Boat to Africa

After days of wandering the maze of underground tunnels, they found, a rickety rope ladder that led very far up into darkness. They had to make a choice, climb up the ladder, or turn around. At first, they decided to turn around, but after a few steps, they turned back and started to climb the ladder. When they were about one hundred feet above the floor, half the ladder broke and they were left hanging by one single rope. With no other options, they continued climbing up the rope in hope of finding a way out. After hours of horrible climbing, they reached the top of the rope, to find a long hallway. At the end of the hallway, they found, a door. When they opened the door, they found, outside. So relieved to find the outdoors they began to run, into the sunset. But then, they stopped and decided that must stop the poachers who killed all of those elephants in the tunnels. They decided that they must become hero’s, of time, no, elephants. They would first have to travel to Africa and meet the king of the elephants. This is where the journey of the legendary Heroes of the Elephants begins. So with no way to get to Africa, the kids became, real estate agents.  After making tons of money selling houses they take all their tons of money and buy a huge boat and drive the boat to Africa. On the way to Africa, got into a pirate ship battle. Luckily their boat had lots of cannons on it because they bought a pirate ship, because they are cool. After the pirate battle, they could see Africa, they were there!

Dead Elephants in a Tunnel

So, this one time, there were these kids, and they did lots of cool stuff. One day, they were looking for some cool stuff to do and they found a tunnel. So they went into the tunnel, it was really long and dark, but they had a flashlight. They were super brave to go into the tunnel because it was cold and stinky. When they were in the tunnel, one of them fell down into a deep hole and landed in an elephant carcass. He yelled up to the others that it was safe to jump down because an elephant would break their fall. They didn’t believe him at first, but then they thought that if he survived they would probably be okay. So they jumped in the hole. When they got to the bottom they noticed another tunnel going off of the room they fell into. With nowhere else to go, they went down the tunnel a really long ways. After not long, they found another dead elephant. They kept walking down the tunnel further and after not long, they found more elephants. They started to notice after the third or fourth elephant that they didn’t have any tusks. It was obvious what was going on now, poachers where hunting elephants in Africa, taking the ivory, and dumping the elephants in this tunnel. So the kids made it their mission to stop the poachers and save the elephants. They were just kids in a tunnel, but they were going to save the whole world, elephant world, not people world. But before they can save anyone, or anything, they must escape this tunnel, but how?

Jack Daniels

So, this one time, I was at this party and I convinced these kids that my name was Jack Daniels III. I told them i lived in the Daniels Mansion and that my grand-dad invented Jack Daniels Whiskey. After a minute of convincing, they decided that they would share their goodies with me and we would have an enjoyable time at the party. One of the kids, enjoyed his goodies a little more than the rest of us, and was not able to contain his vomit. He started running to the bathroom but didn't make it and threw up on a rather attractive woman and covered her in vomit. Later, he was having a hard time walking and was pushing through a group of people when he started to fall and ended up catching himself on a table. But as soon as he started walking again he face-planted into the wall in front of him and dented the wall. The only reason I convinced these kids of such a thing is because me and my friend Kerein had a bet to see who could convince more people we were named Jack Daniels. I won, a bottle of me.

The Trash Mansion

I used to go to a school called, The Maine Academy of Natural Sciences, when I was there I met a kid named Forrest. Me and him went a lot of really awesome adventures and without him I probably wouldn't be the person I am today. But when I think about our adventures, one specific memory comes to mind, we found this large abandoned brick building on campus that was full of old stuff that nobody wanted. So we broke into it and started destroying things, tearing down walls, pushing furniture down stairs, throwing things off a balcony, and all kinds of crazy shit. But when we left we had to walk through the woods because our dorm adviser said not to walk on the highway back to the building. The problem was, there was 4 feet of snow on the ground, we also had sleds full of stuff we wanted to bring home. When we were walking home we couldn't find the trail that led back so we just bushwhacked the whole way, luckily we knew the area pretty well because we had been going to school there and all we did after school was walk around in the forest until curfew. Anyways, a walk that should have taken us about twenty minutes, took us close to three and a half hours. Upon arrival at our dorm building we were searched thoroughly and not allowed to leave the building other than to go to school for two days. But in the end, its was worth it, we had so much fun, we went back as soon as the snow was gone.